on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
romeo & juliet
The Great Gatsby
And we have a winner.
umm just for the record cis* does not mean you are comfortable with your gender sweaty (:
what the fuck? i aint sweaty lol no homogay Football
My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
allow me to introduce you to the love of my life